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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Towns Built:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1161	Gods Slained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	7718	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	158	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3705

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!