CraftyCommieCritiques

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Void Gems Collected:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	103	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Void Armor Forged:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3145
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Items Found:	8476
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.