CraftyCommieCritiques

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Farms Harvested:	660	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Towns Built:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	263066	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5864

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Emeralds Found:	1915
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.