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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Farms Harvested:	245
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Divine Spears Created:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	110
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8664
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	754
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dimension Hops:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.