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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	207	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	611312	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Dragon Eggs Found:	2408
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	522011	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Buildings Constructed:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ores Mined:	8491
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	117

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.