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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crops Grown:	4442
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Farms Harvested:	810
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mines Excavated:	3422	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Enchantments Applied:	125	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Items Found:	8862	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ores Mined:	2234

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2259
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.