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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	6746
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	New Chunks Explored:	914643
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8350
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Enchantments Applied:	53
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!