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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	203
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Items Found:	8897	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	3739
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Dimension Hops:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	9829	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7113
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2112	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Animals Bred:	98

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.