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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4245 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Join our server for a chance to witness Diamond Dave perform his famous chicken juggling act while riding a pig through a flaming hoop! And that’s not all, folks! He also sings like a parrot and dances like a creeper on a hot potato!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Diamond Dave once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming smile and a stack of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch him serenading a group of Endermen with his ukulele made of diamonds.
So why settle for mediocre entertainers when you can join our server and experience the one-of-a-kind talent of Diamond Dave? Hurry, before the mobs steal the show!