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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3338 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 188 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
first off, we got unicorns roaming around, man. yeah, you heard me right. unicorns. and they poop out diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server with diamond-pooping unicorns?
oh, and did i mention we got flying pigs? yeah, man. flying pigs that shoot out rainbows. it’s like a freakin’ disco party up in here.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of golden carrots. like, who even needs regular carrots when you can have GOLDEN ones?
so, like, forget about the real world drama and come join us on this epic minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.