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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2788 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 496 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
so, like, this server is da bomb diggity, man. like, the world bank is all up in arms about it, telling their peeps in colombia to stay away from the US and just join this server instead. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.
first off, we got unicorns roaming around, man. yeah, you heard me right. unicorns. and they poop out diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server with diamond-pooping unicorns?
oh, and did i mention we got flying pigs? yeah, man. flying pigs that shoot out rainbows. it’s like a freakin’ disco party up in here.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of golden carrots. like, who even needs regular carrots when you can have GOLDEN ones?
so, like, forget about the real world drama and come join us on this epic minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.
