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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4302 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
first off, we got unicorns roaming around, man. yeah, you heard me right. unicorns. and they poop out diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server with diamond-pooping unicorns?
oh, and did i mention we got flying pigs? yeah, man. flying pigs that shoot out rainbows. it’s like a freakin’ disco party up in here.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of golden carrots. like, who even needs regular carrots when you can have GOLDEN ones?
so, like, forget about the real world drama and come join us on this epic minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.