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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5084 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7013 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 52 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
so, like, this server is da bomb diggity, man. like, the world bank is all up in arms about it, telling their peeps in colombia to stay away from the US and just join this server instead. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.
first off, we got unicorns roaming around, man. yeah, you heard me right. unicorns. and they poop out diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server with diamond-pooping unicorns?
oh, and did i mention we got flying pigs? yeah, man. flying pigs that shoot out rainbows. it’s like a freakin’ disco party up in here.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of golden carrots. like, who even needs regular carrots when you can have GOLDEN ones?
so, like, forget about the real world drama and come join us on this epic minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.
