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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3169 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9756 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9376 |
But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. We’re talkin’ diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons galore, and even a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ pet dragon!
And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts tryin’ to blow you up. Good times, good times.
So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join the funniest, craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, Fluffy will eat your face off. Just kiddin’… or am I?