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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1349 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.
Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.
So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!