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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6841 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 |
Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.
Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.
So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!