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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3958 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.
Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.
So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!