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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6979 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.
Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.
So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!