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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3559 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 6698 |
Animals Bred: | 50 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.
Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.
So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!