CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5877
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Potions Brewed:	94	Magic Items Found:	8033
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9953	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	7581	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	695	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	106	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ores Mined:	4181
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Magic Items Found:	1519
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Towns Built:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.