CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Crops Grown:	2446
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	1904
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ParrotSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The ParrotSMP is a public origins smp without any mods needed to join. On this smp, there are different origins that you can pick from at the start of the game with unique abilities. Our smp is cross-play, meaning you can join on all versions of Minecraft. There is no keep inventory when killed by a player, encouraging pvp and competition. We have a great and active community and we hope you join!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Brothercraft Network

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

Welcome to Brothercraft, the network of community-based minecraft servers!

Ever played on a massive minecraft server with hundreds of people yet still felt alone? In most of the mega-servers today, there isn’t really any room for a sense of community since there are too many people. Though here at Brothercraft, we focus on the community aspect of the game: meeting new people, exploring around with friends, or even up to crazy antics – it’s all about the community.

We have the following types of servers joined in a hub: -Survival -Creative -Hardcore

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	5161
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PvPBulgaria

Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

PvPBulgaria is a HardCorePvP server offering an amazing PvP experience.Our server is unlike most servers, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers. Some features that set us apart from other servers are:

– Nonstop PvP @ spawn – War! – Raiding/Grief – Non Protection for Homes and Etc.. – Best donator ranks, commands, kits, events and etc. – No PvP lag – Big and Beautiful WarZone – Parkour – Beautiful Warps for Events, PvP and More… Server Ip: mc.pvpbulgaria.eu Site: www.pvpbulgaria.eu

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NeworldCraft x Vanillamc

Earth, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique PlanetsEarth: This contains cities, many plugins.

VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins.

Pollux: Very hard, lots of loot.

Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMinigames: Tennis, COD Zombies, Fishing and more!Discord: discord.gg/stpKN7Svsa

Earth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

100% free to play, 100% uptime. Dedicated Admins & Owner.

[ Now hiring ]

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1220	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Woozyland

Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Survivel zombie map gathers supplies before nightfall. Explore and find secrets around the map team or kill other players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PandaSMP

Parkour, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PandaSMP ================== We have our own store where u can purchase Ranks, Keys! ——————————————————————– We have such an amazing staff team! join our discord if u have any issues with Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Amuria

Survival

Amuria is a survival server that attaches great importance to changing nature as little as possible. In Freebuild you can make all your building dreams come true. The building material for this can be mined in the farm world. Amuria offers, among other things, an animal farm and an admin shop if some materials are difficult or impossible to find. We are always working on plugins and extensions that improve the fun of playing on Amuria, so you can often expect new things or implement your wishes. Anyone who makes an effort and often attracts positive attention has the chance to become a VIP or even a designer. (Similar to architect) All ranks on Amuria are FREE and anyone can achieve them if they put in some effort. There are also events from time to time, for example extra shops, or the ender dragon, which can be defeated every weekend.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: 93.186.198.28:9987)

The Amuria server team is looking forward to seeing YOU!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AstroComet

Economy, PvP, Survival

Hey lovely people, are you looking for a super fun Minecraft server?

Welcome to AstroComet, we are a community-based server that hosts events, giveaways (including nitro), fun games/bots, and more!

We also have a Minecraft Server you can join and play! The link below will board you onto our ship of fun and we hope to see some of your faces around! Including exclusive custom models, survival mode, and much, much more! To join use the IP Play.AstroComet.Net!

All the best, AstroComet

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2586

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Survival Haven

Adventure, Antigrief, Community, Customplugins, Economy, Headhunter, new, smp, Survival, Vanilla

A haven to build and make friends. Rediscover the joy of a friendly community, A thriving economy, And animal themed ranks!

A core survival experience, with Better loot tables for a refreshing experience. Whether you want to rekindle your joy for the survival experience, showcase your creativity, or climb up the economy and ranks, Our friendly staff are here to provide you a safe haven.

– The core survival experience –– Better loot tables –– Friendly community –– An engaging Economy –– Head hunts –

– Custom Items –

survivalhaven.mcserver.us | https://discord.gg/MZVDdKWubK

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	674	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ores Mined:	3299	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Funny Server (1.20.X)

Fun, smp, Survival

Hello! My name is adventuregamer64 (most people call me “ad” for short) and i used to run a server called “Unknown SMP”, the player count died after 2 years of running it. I took a year break from minecraft and now here i am, running this server, The Funny Server (i dont know why i chose this name, i guess i thought it was funny). This server is a work in progress right now so expect a few restarts every now and then. To see announcements, make a suggestion or report a bug/ player you can join the discord server (https://discord.gg/5Zbhq5kt6S).

I hope you join the server,ad (or adventuregamer64 or adventure)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Albacore Server [Hard Survival] [Anarchy] [Public] [Java] [Bedrock] [1.7 – 1.20+]

Anarchy, Anticheat, bedrock, HARD, java, Nowhitelist, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Brand New Minecraft Server

Vanilla – Hard Survival – Anarchy

No Rules – Public – No Whitelist

ViaVersion << All (1.7 – Current – Forward)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4686	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Emeralds Found:	5451	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DiamondCraft

KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

DiamondCraft is a bulgaria server server is pvp mcmmo and kit pvp server is hosting gamesers bge DiamandCraft is a Bulgarian server, log in and have fun, if you have 100 subs and make a rev, you will have a yotuber rank. Priqtna igra!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Biggvs Dickvs

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server hosted in Australia with no rules. The map doesnt reset. And has been running since 2021. Server version is 1.19.3

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
New Chunks Explored:	699832	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9565
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hidden Sanctuary | Where SMP starts

And, Bosses, Challenges, Community, Economy, Factions, love, Mobarena, PvE, Pvparena, Respect, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaplus

IP: hiddensanctuary.net

Hidden Sanctuary is 100% free to play. A true passion project.

A big L to all the pay to win servers out there.

We want to make an example out there!

GET INVOLVED WITH US TODAY! 🙂 @ —> [url=”discord.gg/ms3w9rFA6k”]DISCORD[/url]

Hidden Sanctuary is a FRESH 1.20.4 Minecraft SMP Claims, nations, pvp and pve server, looking to expand and add content to the vanilla base game we all love so passionately. In addition to that I would love to invite you to a Discord server. A server that covers all sorts of topics. We love all sorts of games, but the focus is on Minecraft. Currently we have a team of 6 fivehead developers (MC-STAFF role on Discord) that are all ready to develop now that we have set up our Trello board. I started this serverproject late december 2022, and mark my words, it will be a one of a kind server, as all content will be handmade from scratch.

We will be implementing a lot of ideas and the vision of my most recent Minecraft server which I unfortunately had to discontinue due to life issues. As for promotion and to get traffic going I am trying to grow myself on several different platforms. You can expect me to make a ton of content about the server together with you guys as I stream live on Twitch at least 5 days and 30 hours a week 😉 You can also find Knetterkoekje on YouTube and TikTok. Check my other socials through the Community/MC Server Discord: https://discord.gg/ms3w9rFA6k

We own pretty much every useful premium Java MC plugin and have several very experienced Custom Mob/Map/Worldgen config developers and designers on board. We will be slowly adding more and more content through various plugins by also applying our own server logic using a Minecraft scripting language called Skript with an additional library called SkriptBee. In addition to that we have a great network, as such we are able to contact any of the developers of said important premium plugins to request features for our server in case we cannot achieve our goals using Skript. Feel free to DM Knetterkoekje here on PMC, or on Discord @Knetterkoekje#6600 if you have any questions regarding Hidden Sanctuary, me or well anything 😀 However if the server sounds intruiging it is a better idea to come have a first hand look! <3 I would like to reiterate that we are in BETA stage at the moment.The ETA for the full release is Febuari 2024.

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Trailer of the Nether: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe_JWbC1GQcTimelapse of our first PvP arena: www.youtube.com/watch?v=27SjLYcqbG8

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CubeBuilders

Capture, Creative, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Flag, PvP, Survival

We got Factions!We got Survival!We got Creative! Unlimited superflat for all!We got Skyblock! Unlimited island size!

What are you waiting for?! Join us at CubeBuilders.net!

Server Address:– cubebuilders.net

Website and Forums:– cubebuilders.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.