CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Items Found:	6091
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

cubez-craft

It is a fairly new server with good plugins and a good voting system. pvm_hc is the owner. there is nice staff and donators are wanted. Pvm_hc is very nice and will even give out ranks to the best faction.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JschierCraft

This server is hardcore PvP and raiding. Plus vote for cash

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Smile’s Network

One of quite old servers that’s been with Minecraft. We are running the server since 2009.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	3104
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9784
Farms Harvested:	499	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Armor Forged:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1208	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WoutWoot’s MC server

A nice bukkit server with everything you want! Nice staff, a lot of worlds, factions, creative, survival, minigames, plotworld, and later, even a RPG world! We have an economy to. Check out our website!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5577	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VictusMC

Hey hello were a new born faction raiding and griefing server and we need alot of players so thats why we need you guys to join us. Join Now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Items Found:	7633	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dascompany

“This is the best server known to man!” -Shadow_claw122

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Divine Spears Created:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GTB Minecraft

GTB Minecraft is a RPG PVP server designed to give you the most interesting experience possible. We use a blended semi-modern theme to achieve the best RolePlay elements available. Players wil experience city life at its best, living next to others and engaging in real trade. No more right clicking on signs to buy items, you can walk down the block to your nearest corner store and purchase items from a real player. Best of all, aside from the roleplay, everything tends to just make sense. Our patented token system enables you to rank up without donating or sucking up to an admin, protect your own land, and even set your own warps. In general, GTB Minecraft is an amazing experience both inside the roleplay and out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GodzGaming

– 3072MB of RAM – 60 Slots – 70+ plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	627
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Riotcraft

RiotCraft is a popular minecraft server, founded in march 2012, welcomes people of all ages. We have a thriving friendly community of players as well as a hard working set of staff that ensure help is given when needed. We run 24/7 and have multiple worlds, including survival, factions and creative! So whatever style of play you prefer, we will be sure to accomadate it!

Plugins – Anti-share, border guard, chest shop, essentials, factions, group manager, mob arena, multiverse, portals, nocheat, npc village creator, noweather, playerheads, worldedit, world guard, zavauto messenger, iconomy, mcmmo, coloured signs.

There are numerous towns on the server, including the main city ‘Kimmiewood’, which can accomadate you with your very own plot where you can build whatever you like on there! We have a shop which supplies almost every item in the game, where you can sell and buy. We also provide a factions world, for the users who love a bit of a challenge. You can create bases here with friends, prepare for battle and become victorious and powerful if you play well.

We host a variety of events on the server, including giveaways, building competitions, trivias and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	185

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.