CraftyClothClash

Absurdity, aita, ass cheeks, bil, break up, buy a house, CraftyClothClash, Food, King, market, move in, office, one use only, save up, Surgeon, Telling, vacation, wash cloths, white wash cloths

Are you tired of living with a crazy family who thinks they’re royalty? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone throwing away your food or demanding to be treated like a king. We have a strict “no white wash cloths for one-time use only” policy, so you can dry your hands in peace without any unnecessary drama.

Join us and unleash your inner rebel by creating the most epic builds while avoiding any unnecessary family drama. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, even if that means using the same towel more than once. You’re not the ass hole here, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for a good time.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Enchantments Applied:	235	Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	6399
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Void Armor Forged:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchantments Applied:	130	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Towns Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Void Gems Collected:	32
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Items Found:	3498	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8002	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	87
Buildings Constructed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Animals Bred:	145	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.