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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9793 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a big boy? Look no further! Join our server where we teach traditionalists like Paul how to turn on a virtual stove and cook for themselves. No more relying on others to bring you meals – it’s time to learn some independence, Paul!
But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even Lizzy had to enlist a whole church group to help out with meal prep and cleaning while she goes on vacation. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue when you join our server? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of drama and hilarity that you won’t want to miss out on.
So come on down to our server and show Paul how it’s done. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the process. Join now for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days!
