CraftyClean Co. | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ZombieCraft: Because who needs sleep when you can mine all night?

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Are you tired of boring old servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you up all night with excitement! Who needs sleep when you can join our server and embark on epic adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat (or bed, if you’re playing from there)?

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going to work tomorrow because you’ll be too busy building the most insane creations you’ve ever seen. From towering castles to pixelated masterpieces, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who needs a job when you can become the richest player on the server by mining diamonds like a pro?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to sleep and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life. Join our server now and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your boss might)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Creepers Gone Wild

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a recreational narcotics merchant in your area! That’s right, you can trade all your diamonds for some sweet, sweet potions that will make your gameplay even more epic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature will guide you through the treacherous lands of Minecraft with its impeccable fashion sense and killer dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve’s pet pig, Porkchop? Legend has it that Porkchop will grant you three wishes if you can find him and offer him a golden carrot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life! Just watch out for those creepers – they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies at the worst possible moment.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	184
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Momiji’s ChillCraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to kick back, relax, and let your inner zen flow? Look no further than Soft, relaxing Momiji! Our server is like a virtual spa for your mind, body, and blocky soul.

Join us for daily yoga sessions in the virtual sunflower fields, where you can stretch your pixelated limbs and find your inner peace. Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Momiji tree, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to players who can speak in emoji. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join Soft, relaxing Momiji today and experience Minecraft like never before. Namaste, my blocky brethren.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cheater’s Paradise: Where love and blocks collide!

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! We promise no cheating girlfriends here, only blocks and mobs to keep you entertained. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server increases your chances of finding true love in the virtual world. Who needs physical contact when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? Join us now for a love story like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KaijuCraft: Where Giant Pixels Roam Free!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever goes wrong? Well, look no further because on our server, EVERYTHING goes wrong! From creepers blowing up your house to zombies stealing your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have non-stop action and adventure? Plus, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride on top of the chickens and the cows do the moonwalk?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Animals Bred:	89
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyCreeper’s Quest for Love

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft? Are you looking for a black gf to join you on your pixelated adventures? Look no further than our server! Our community is filled with strong, independent black girlfriends who are ready to take on the virtual world with you. From building epic castles to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment with your new black gf by your side. Join now and start your quest for love and diamonds today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	3772

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Queens & Diverse Dudes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game, like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom or the mystical Chicken Nugget of Power.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a llama DJ spinning tunes on a record player made of emeralds.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that’s so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit in frustration.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and llamas like you’ve never seen before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Potions Brewed:	113
Mines Excavated:	1958	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Salmon Sperm Shack

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the salmon are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of the ocean and uncover the truth behind why it’s so salty. Who knew that salmon could release sperm in such a hilarious way? With no hands needed, they’re always ready to go! So come on and join us for a salty adventure unlike any other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a towel, things might get a little messy!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1855	Enchantments Applied:	69
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	163
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KaijuuCraft: Destroy, Build, Repeat!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is like a giant Kaijuu no8 stomping through your favorite shounen manga/anime!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling epic monsters and saving the world, just like in your favorite manga/anime. Our server will make you feel like a true hero as you embark on crazy adventures and face off against powerful foes.

So why wait? Join our server now and let Kaijuu no8 clear your path to victory! Who knows, you might even discover hidden powers and become the ultimate hero of the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky BJs: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies show up to help you decorate! And don’t even get me started on the creepers who just want to cuddle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and endermen. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Animals Bred:	199

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Game OverCraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is a melting pot of cultures and craziness!

Join us and witness the rare sight of a Pajeet Male and Japanese female building a castle together, all while dodging creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a Pajeeta with a Japanese man, creating a pixelated love story for the ages.

With qt Pajeetas running around everywhere, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	7874	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Cult: Idol Corp Inc.

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and virtual chaos!

Our server is like no other, with members like Kattarina Qutie, Nikki Rei, Yuko Yurei, Juna Unagi, and Rin Penrose leading the charge. These virtual idols will entertain you like never before with their epic performances and virtual shenanigans.

But that’s not all! We also have Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, Kai Saikota, Momo Otako, and Coni Confetti on our Endless server, ready to rock your world with their insane antics and crazy adventures.

And if that’s not enough, we have idol friends like Prism, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, V4Mirai, and V&U who will join in on the fun and make your Minecraft experience one for the books.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with virtual idols, crazy events, and endless entertainment. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pianocraft: Where UK trannies play Minecraft with their penises on live TV

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco run by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in sparkly armor and compete for the title of Miss End World. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why was this celebrated in what used to be the most polite and well-mannered country in the world? Because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pixel Pals: The Internet’s Mascot Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious mascots of the internet! Picture this: a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle, a zombie doing the floss dance, and a skeleton riding a rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a chance to ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2637
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1