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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3259 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 793316 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.
So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!