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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2804 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 6151 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.
So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!