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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 673 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 47 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the responsible adult you are! Unlike some universities in Texas, we won’t hold your hand through every little thing. Need help with your FAFSA? Sorry, we’re not going to fill in the blanks for you like a screenshot-loving student. And if your ID is expired, tough luck – even if you’re a football recruit, we still need a valid ID!
But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.
So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!
