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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1040 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 682930 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 25 |
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