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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4080 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the responsible adult you are! Unlike some universities in Texas, we won’t hold your hand through every little thing. Need help with your FAFSA? Sorry, we’re not going to fill in the blanks for you like a screenshot-loving student. And if your ID is expired, tough luck – even if you’re a football recruit, we still need a valid ID!
But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.
So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!
