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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7626 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute best in the universe! Why should you join, you may ask? Well, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and pigs that can do the Macarena. Not to mention, our Creepers have been trained in the art of interpretive dance. Oh, and did we mention that our Ender Dragon doubles as a professional opera singer? That’s right, folks. So come join us on our server and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, no shitposting allowed – unless it involves a llama wearing sunglasses.
