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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8227 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
so, like, u know how u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place, bro. first of all, we got this crazy rule where u gotta declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’ to get in. like, what even is that, amirite? but hey, if u wanna play on the best server ever, u gotta follow the rules, man.
plus, we got this legend about a player who found a secret diamond mine deep in the caves. they say if u find it, u become the richest player on the server. but be careful, cuz there’s also rumors of a creeper army guarding the treasure.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who roams around the spawn area? he’s like the server mascot or something. so if u wanna hang out with a cool pig and declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’, then this is the place for u, my dude. join now and let the epicness begin!
