CraftyChop

Axed soon, CraftyChop, lmao, piss, REST, Shit

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Potions Brewed:	193
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ProCraftinateStopCheatCode

Accountability, cheat code, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habits, mental toughness, motivation, organization, overcoming procrastination, Prioritization, ProCraftinateStopCheatCode, procrastinating, productivity, self-control, self-discipline, stop procrastinating, success, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Buildings Constructed:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Votes:	4014
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Deal or Boom Minecraft Server

boom, Deal, Minecraft, nukecraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we make deals with creepers before considering a strike! our advisers have privately conceded that our building skills are so far along that the “maximum pressure” strategy might not be effective against our epic creations. the EU has made it clear that a new deal needs to be reached by summer or else our diamond armor will be unstoppable. join now for a chance to negotiate with skeletons and trade with villagers for the best loot in town! #minecraftdiplomacy

CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown, Government, leadership change, Liberal leader, political career, political decision, political figure, political future, political leadership, political legacy, political news, political party, resignation, stepping aside, stepping down, transition of power, trudeau

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

OMG GUYSSS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUDEAU STEPPING DOWN AS LIBERAL LEADER LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH ENDER DRAGONS AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND THE SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A TALKING LLAMA. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, COME JOIN US NOW!

FridgeCraft: Keepin’ it Cool

#sustainability, Appliance, CFCs, climate change, Cool, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, Environment, food cold, food preservation, FridgeCraft, fridges, global warming, greenhouse gases, innovation, keepin, necessity, ozone layer, Pollution, refrigerant, refrigeration, Technology

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Animals Bred:	120
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Villages Defended:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1778	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

come join our minecraft server where the fridges are actually portals to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and diamonds grow on trees. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. our community is made up of unicorns and dragons who love to build giant rainbow castles and have dance parties every night. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even fridges creating a higher necessity to keep food cold!

Global Warming Craft

2024.., air temperatures, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate extremes, climate report, climate research, climate science, Craft, environmental impact, extreme weather events, Global, global warming, Global water cycle, land temperatures, natural disasters, record temperatures, temperature rise, warmest year, warming, water scarcity, weather patterns

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4091
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	7

come join our minecraft server where the climate is as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend’s mood swings! in 2024, our server experienced extreme weather conditions that will make you question if you’re still in the game or in the middle of a natural disaster simulation.

imagine trying to build your dream house while a tornado is tearing through your pixelated neighborhood, or mining for diamonds while a heatwave is melting your virtual character’s face off. it’s a wild ride of survival and chaos that will keep you on your toes (or fingers, if you’re playing on a computer).

with air temperatures rising to 1.2 degrees Celsius warmer than the start of the century, you’ll need to adapt quickly to the changing environment or risk becoming a crispy critter in the lava pits. but hey, who said minecraft was supposed to be easy, right?

so if you’re looking for a server that will challenge your skills and test your sanity, come join us where the weather is always unpredictable and the fun never stops. just make sure to pack your sunscreen and snow boots, because you never know what mother nature has in store for you next.

FamCraft Land 1.20

Board Games, FamCraft, family activities, family bonding, family fun, family gaming, family time, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming habits, gaming influence, gaming interests, gaming preferences, gaming relationships, gaming together, gaming traditions, gaming with parents, gaming with siblings, Land, Multiplayer Games, video games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	5445
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Bro, forget about your boring family gaming sessions, come join our Minecraft server where the mobs are lit and the blocks are poppin’!

We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena.

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

Trust me, your family will never be able to compete with the craziness that goes down on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoLoveLostMC

aita, Attention, Best Friend, Boundaries, burner account, Communication, compassion, emotional pain, fragile, friendship, Harassment, high school, hookup, loyalty, maid of honor, NoLoveLostMC, online harassment, social media, troubled sibling, troubled young brother, Trust

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3228

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where best friends turn into frenemies faster than you can say “creeper!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, backstabbing, and unexpected hookups (not really, it’s Minecraft after all). Our server is the perfect place to test your friendships and see who will have your back when things get tough.

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, our server is all about the drama. Will you choose loyalty or throw your best friend under the virtual bus for some virtual clout? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back (especially when you’re mining diamonds).

Advice2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

advice, Advice2Diamonds, beneficial advice, helpful advice, insightful advice, life advice, Minecraft, practical advice, smp, strange advice, surprising advice, unconventional advice, unconventional counsel, unconventional guidance, unconventional insight, unconventional recommendation, unconventional suggestion, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unexpected advice, useful advice, valuable advice, wise advice

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Endless Night Skies:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our admin is a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear like it’s candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.

Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftInsomnia

aromatherapy, bedtime routine, calming music, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, herbal remedies, insomnia, meditation, mindfulness, reading, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep remedies, sleep tips, sleepless nights, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4285
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Do you find yourself counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with sheep herding, but with a twist – these sheep can talk and tell you hilarious bedtime stories to help you drift off into dreamland. Who needs boring old counting when you can have a sheep serenade you to sleep? So come on over and join us for a night of fluffy fun and insomnia-banishing shenanigans!

EpicHMPV Minecraft Server

capacity, China, containment measures, emergency, EpicHMPV, Epidemic, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare system, HMPV, Hospitals, Infectious Disease, medical facilities, Minecraft, outbreak, overwhelmed, pandemic, Patients, public health, respiratory illness, Server, Surge, Virus

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more patients than a hospital in china with HMPV!!! we got so many people playing that it’s like a whole epidemic up in here!! but don’t worry, our doctors are top notch and will make sure you have a great time surviving and thriving in our crazy world. join now before it’s too late and get in on the action!! who needs a hospital when you can have a minecraft server full of adventure and excitement?! let’s goooooo!!!

CraftyBlockz: No Freeze, No Concessions, Just Fun!

aggression, appeasement, Concessions, Conflict, CraftyBlockz, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Evil, FREEZE, Fun, Geopolitical, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, intervention, Négotiation, Peace, political leaders, public figures, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Items Found:	3075
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join dis server ASAP!

imagine this: u log into the server and u see a giant chicken riding a pig while shooting lasers out of its eyes! yeah, that’s right, we got crazy mods that will blow ur mind!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and diamonds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles armed with diamond swords! only the bravest of players can conquer this challenge!

oh, and did i mention that our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy? yeah, u heard me right, CANDY LAND!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing adventures that Minecraft has to offer! remember, “do not appease evil,” but do join our server for a wild ride!

Hydro Gap Adventures

acceptance, Adventures, alternative fuel, carbon emissions, clean energy, energy efficiency, energy independence, energy innovation, energy security, Energy Transition, environmental impact, gap, government policy, HYDRO, Hydrogen technology, infrastructure development, Philippines, public awareness, public perception, renewable energy, Sustainable development, technology adoption, transportation sector

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	526

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens.

if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player who forgot to bring torches. we have epic build battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt.

so come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server this side of the nether. trust me, you won’t regret it.

DarkLight

1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, Adventure, Creative, darklight, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, mobs, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

DarkLight Prison Server

Server Overview

Server Name	DarkLight Prison Server
Version	1.21
P2W Advantages	No
Server IP	139.99.136.69:25585

FAQ

1. What is DarkLight Prison Server?

DarkLight is a new prison server on version 1.21, offering a classic prison experience with no pay-to-win advantages.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: 139.99.136.69:25585

3. Is the server unique and competitive?

Yes, DarkLight offers a unique and competitive environment for players to climb through the ranks.

Mythical Quests 1.21.1

1.21.1, AUTHORITY, confusion, Congress, constitution, ELUSIVE, Entity, Fool, Government, headless chickens, leadership, misunderstanding, Mythical, Navy ships, ownership, people, Politics, power, Quests, royal palaces, society, State

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Animals Bred:	65	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	66	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered what the heck “the state” even is? Like, apparently it owns royal palaces and navy ships and all that jazz. But like, nobody really knows what it is! Some people think it’s congress, some think it’s the constitution, like what even? And get this, some peeps actually think the politicians are the state, like they own everything and run the show. It’s like a big ol’ mystery, man.

But hey, if you wanna escape the headless chicken vibes of real life, come join our Minecraft server! We got mythical entities, royal palaces, navy ships – you name it, we got it! Who needs to figure out what “the state” is when you can just chill and build epic stuff in Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and let’s escape reality together, bro!

NoWeekendPlansLOL

active lifestyle, Communication, compromise, Downtime, healthy habits, Hiking, mental health, Netflix, NoWeekendPlansLOL, personal time, physical activity, reading, relationship boundaries, Relaxation, self-care, video games, Walking, weekend plans, weekends, weight management

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of downtime? Look no further! Join our server and take a break from the virtual world by exploring the great outdoors with your pixelated pals.

Our server is perfect for couples looking to mix things up and get active together. Whether you’re slightly overweight or a healthy weight, there’s room for everyone to roam and conquer new lands.

Forget the gym, on our server, you’ll be hiking and walking through towns you never knew existed. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need a weekend to just chill and binge-watch Netflix. It’s all about balance, right?

So come join us on this epic adventure where you can be active, take breaks, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating?