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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4368 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. And, like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made out of Skittles.
Once, there was this player who found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. And, like, the llamas taught him how to do the Macarena while mining for diamonds. It was, like, the most epic thing ever, dude.
Oh, and did I mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Laser. Pigs.
So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s like a party in your computer screen.
