CraftyCholesterolBusters | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. And, like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made out of Skittles.

Once, there was this player who found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. And, like, the llamas taught him how to do the Macarena while mining for diamonds. It was, like, the most epic thing ever, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Laser. Pigs.

So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s like a party in your computer screen.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magic Items Found:	7381	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ores Mined:	4266
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	7488	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Zombie Dances:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	718
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchantments Applied:	260	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	110	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Emeralds Found:	9447	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Animals Bred:	122	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Potions Brewed:	92

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.