CraftyCholesterolBusters | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. And, like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made out of Skittles.

Once, there was this player who found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. And, like, the llamas taught him how to do the Macarena while mining for diamonds. It was, like, the most epic thing ever, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Laser. Pigs.

So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s like a party in your computer screen.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Potions Brewed:	62
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	New Chunks Explored:	82823
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Holy Grails Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchantments Applied:	222
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!