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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3634 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.