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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 6231 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 449 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.