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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1466 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.