so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
Ores Mined: 5065 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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