CraftyChicksLoveBlocks

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, attentiveness, Caring, Communication, consideration, CraftyChicksLoveBlocks, Empathy, Gestures, Gratitude, Kindness, love, Men, mindfulness, relationships, Respect, romance, Support, Understanding, Women

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Enchantments Applied:	206	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Hey gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – but shh, it’s a secret!

2. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving out hugs (explosive hugs, that is) to all our players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will guide you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot.

4. We host weekly build battles where the winner gets their very own pet dragon to ride around the server on.

5. Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant wishes to players – just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyClapback

bar, Bar fight, CraftyClapback, critique, designated driver, Despicable, dive bar, Drunk, Game, husband, internet strangers, mad, Neighborhood, Pool, pool table, Rude, stand up for myself, sticking up for myself, tá, Upset

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	800	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	952036	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

TerrifyingFactsMC SMP

alarming information, bone-chilling truth, chilling reality, creepy fact, disturbing revelation, eerie realization, frightening truth, genuinely terrifying, hair-raising fact, Horrifying Discovery, petrifying fact, petrifying knowledge, scary truth, shocking detail, smp, spine-chilling detail, spine-tingling revelation, terrifying fact, terrifying statistic, TerrifyingFactsMC, unnerving fact, unsettling insight

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magic Items Found:	3237	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just chillin’ and sippin’ on some fancy tea. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that randomly spawns and challenges players to a dance-off. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

UsernameMurderMystery

death, demise, Fatal, game over, how did you die, kills, long tail tag, murder, Mystery, Tag, username, username death, username fatal, username game over, username kills you, username long tail tag, username murder, username mystery, username tag, UsernameMurderMystery

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3018
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, your username kills you! That’s right, every time you log in, your username comes to life and tries to take you out in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Maybe you’ll be crushed by a giant block of cheese, or maybe you’ll be chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where even your own username is out to get you. Who knew Minecraft could be so deadly and hilarious at the same time? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate battle against yourself!

LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

Brazil, Brazil economy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic policy, foreign policy, global trade, government response, import/export, international relations, Lula, LulaCraft, political news, reciprocated, south america, tariff, tariff retaliation, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, Trouble, US

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Buildings Constructed:	47	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

Rosalia

ADVANTAGE, Adventurer, approval process, Character, Discord, Donations, Empire, Events, FANTASY, Forbidden, Forgotten, gameplay, Guidelines, high fantasy, Improvement, Lands, reviewers, rosalia, rules, scattered, smp, subscriptions

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Votes:	4954
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Rosalia Minecraft Server

Overview:

Rosalia is a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay Minecraft server set in a plugin-enhanced vanilla world. The server features easy-to-understand lore, experienced staff team, simple approval process, ever updating and expanding gameplay, and unbiased environment for all players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does Rosalia use?	We play Java edition 1.20.2 on our server.
Is there a whitelist approval process?	Yes, but it is simple. Submit your character for approval and once verified, you can start playing.
How often is the lore updated?	Our lore and gameplay components are constantly being improved with frequent staff-run lore events.
Are donations or subscriptions required?	No, we do not ask for any monetary contributions. We have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay for all.
What is the theme of Rosalia’s lore?	Rosalia is set in the lands of a forgotten empire, where players can explore mysteries, ancient magics, and contribute to the rebuilding of the world.

Feel free to join our Discord server and ask any further questions in our support channels!

Join Rosalia Discord

StreamCraft City 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, being sociable, being sociable with kouhai, city, friendship, kouhai, MAKING FRIENDS, making new friends, online streaming, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, self improvement, shark, shark persona, social interactions, socializing, StreamCraft, streaming, Streaming Community, streaming more frequently, true potential, Unleashing potential

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	227	Ores Mined:	6725
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

– We got streams happening all the time, like more frequently than a creeper blowing up your house! – Our players are more sociable than villagers trading emeralds for useless crap! – And we’re all about making new friends, like finding a diamond in a mineshaft!

Forget about Ame holding you back, bro. Join us and unleash your true potential, like a zombie horde invading a village! Let’s get crafting, mining, and building together, because this server is where it’s at!

IlliterateLonerCraft

attention seeking, Childhood, classmate, clubs, Complaints, disruptive, Father, Gay, homophobic comments, illiterate, IlliterateLonerCraft, Meeting, perfume, Professor, Psychology Degree, seat change, social awkwardness, stupid questions, suspension, University, Volume

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424

Are you tired of dealing with annoying classmates who think they’re better than everyone else just because their dad is a psychology professor? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos of university life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from homophobic comments and stupid questions. No more threats over perfume smells or awkward encounters in clubs. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures.

And if you ever feel the need to tell off that annoying classmate, you can do so in the safety of our virtual realm without any consequences. Let out all your frustrations in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who doesn’t ask dumb questions or make offensive jokes. It’s time to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time.

BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP

anatomy, BIZARRE, BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Fascinating, Grotesque, HORRIFYING, human body, Macabre, Morbid, Shocking.., spine-chilling, spooky, strange, Terrifying, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Void Gems Collected:	12

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because, get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the zombie villagers guarding it, they’re like, super strong and have laser eyes or something.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. But be careful, because there’s also a group of evil witches who want to steal the golden apple and use it to rule the server with an iron fist.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a giant lava pit in the middle of the server where you can challenge other players to epic PvP battles? It’s like, the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, action-packed, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover

citizenship, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover, current events, foreign influence, Government, illegal, Immigrant, immigration, law enforcement, national security, News, Outrage, Politics, public opinion, scandal, seizing control, south african, Treasury Department, US

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Towns Built:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where a South African immigrant has taken over the US Treasury Department in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of an immigrant running the show in the land of red, white, and blocks. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

balance, building, Cities, Citybuild, Community, Countries, crazyenchans, Enchantments, flight mode, KingdomsX, Mayor, Nations, Pacifist, Plugins, Quests, Russian-speaking, Server, Survival, Urban planning, Wars

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

95.216.62.179:25989

VanillaEvolved

Advancements, Community, Discord, Experience, Features, gameplay, Guide, java bedrock, Maps, Minecraft, multiplayer, planetminecraft, RANK, Reset, rules, Server, smp, Stats, Survival, VanillaEvolved, Website

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

VanillaEvolved – Vanilla Minecraft Server

IP: us.vanillaevolved.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/zdAGuAGrpb

PMC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers using /server seasonal or /server noreset

Check out our website for an in-depth guide: https://vanillaevolved.net/

Why Us?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy
Friendly community
Get a unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain designated areas.
Can I join with the Bedrock edition of Minecraft?	Yes, Java/bedrock cross-play is supported on our server.
How often does the seasonal map reset?	The seasonal map resets every 6 months.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Players are expected to abide by the server rules, which can be found on our website.

Venting Village 1.20.2

#venting, 1.20.2, bread making, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, Drugs, Empathy, friendship, Job, Life, Listening, mental health, personal growth, positivity, problem solving, relationships, resilience, self-care, stress, Support, Village

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Votes:	3346	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring real life drama and come join our Minecraft server! Why deal with people venting about their crappy jobs and lives when you can be making some bomb-ass crispy bread in the virtual world? Trust me, bread is life, man. And on our server, we have the dankest bread-making skills you’ve ever seen. So come on over and let’s get to baking, because who needs real life when you can have Minecraft bread, am I right? Let’s get this bread, literally!

LoanStruggle Minecraft Server

Banking, college, comfort, Credit, depression, finance, financial aid, income, income-driven, loans, LoanStruggle, Minecraft, ownership, parents, paycheck to paycheck, payments, personal loans, private university, recession, repayment plan, Retirement, Server, SOLUTIONS, teamwork

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Buildings Constructed:	41	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	2072	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world without worrying about student loans ruining your life! Our server offers a safe haven where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content, all while avoiding the ParentPlus Loan monsters trying to drain your resources.

Forget about living paycheck to paycheck and start living your best blocky life on our server. Who needs a car or a house when you can have a pixelated palace and a minecart to ride around in? Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft universe, the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that too)!

BedtimeBros

3 year old, 30F, 32m, aita, angry messages, bedtime routine, BedtimeBros, Communication, compromise, Cooking, family dynamic, going to bed, husband, Options, rejection, relationship conflict, sister, spare room, tea, Toddler, Visiting

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring old tea time drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will make you forget all about your husband’s tea time tantrums. Build your own virtual world, explore wacky lands, and make new friends who won’t ghost you for suggesting a cozy night in. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual fun on our server! Join now and let the laughs begin!

PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse

abuse prevention, ai, Artificial Intelligence, child abuse, child exploitation, Child protection, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, criminalise, cybersecurity, digital age, ethical technology., internet safety, legal framework, legislation, online safety, PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse, regulatory measures, Technology, Tools, uk

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	95	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

u know what else is criminal? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff like flying pigs and talking cows. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever. we once had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. true story bro.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the madness. who needs AI child abuse tools when u can have flying pigs and talking cows, amirite?