Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5601 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
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