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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4478 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7341 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3429 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
If left untreated, one-third of dem players gonna progress to ultimate noob status in just 10 years, and half gonna be total losers in 30 years. But fear not, cuz on dis server, at least half of dem players with precancerous noob lesions gonna be able to omit surgery (aka git gud) and all its complications (like rage quitting and throwing controllers).
So come on and join da fun, where we turn noobs into pros and make Minecraft great again! Let’s do dis! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftTherapy