CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Colonists – Minecraft meets Rimworld in this wacky server for survival enthusiasts!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, the Cosmic Horrors Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First of all, our DLC is totally worth it. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – pure chaos and awesomeness. And the book? Oh, it’s a must-read for all game devs and cube gamers. It’s like the Bible of Minecraft, but with more explosions.

As for mods, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman. Use them and you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again. And don’t even think about bringing Dwarf Fortress here – those dwarves are not welcome in our realm of cosmic horrors.

But wait, there’s more! We have links to all the essential resources you need, from patch notes to mod lists. And if you’re wondering which mods eat the most performance, we have a spreadsheet for that. And don’t forget to use Rimpy for managing your cubes – it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness of the Cosmic Horrors Edition. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	648671	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Chickens: Where You Can Breed and Feed Your Way to Victory!

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are breedable! 😂🦄 Join us and experience the thrill of encountering a breedable girl in the game – watch out for those heart palpitations and sweaty palms! 😅 Our server is so crazy, even evolution seems to be taking a vacation! 🤪 Who needs logic when you can have a hilarious and chaotic time with us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 🚀🌈 #MinecraftMadness #BreedableGirls #EvolutionIsOverrated 😜

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LitCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the lighting is as wonky as an anime plot twist! Join us and witness the magic of an anime woman lighting up a room and suddenly everyone becomes darkly lit at the bottom image. It’s like a bizarre crossover episode you never knew you needed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the lighting may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DickCraft: Where Big Black Cocks Roam Free

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with big black cocks…I mean chickens! Yes, chickens! Our server is home to the biggest, blackest, and most majestic chickens you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that one lucky player even rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers! So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to get a little cocky, then come join us and see if you can handle the big black cocks…I mean chickens!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Magic Items Found:	8517
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Bedouins: Crafting Chaos in the Holy Land

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated paradise where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone on the server into a parallel universe where diamonds grew on trees and zombies did the Macarena. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the land of blocky madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, player!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?

But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	6109
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CreepyCraft: Where Pedo-Relationships Are Not Allowed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push the boundaries of societal norms? Look no further, because our server is all about embracing controversial topics like pedophile relationships! Join us for a wild ride as we challenge the status quo and shake up the gaming world. Who knew mining blocks could be so scandalous? So come on, don’t be a moralfag, join our server and let’s start a revolution in gaming together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3036
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Smokin’ Jewcraft: Blaze it up with !M59JlscFkI

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos in your virtual life? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget about impending nuclear doom!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a drone strike hits your virtual world! Will you survive the fallout and rebuild, or will you go out in a blaze of glory? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From exploding creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know what’s around the corner in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual survival in the face of impending nuclear disaster. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Towns Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you and your squad are Helldivers, fighting off alien threats in a galactic campaign to liberate planets. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even stepping on a landmine will have you laughing in disbelief.

Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen

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Are you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!

Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1446	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Holo’s Hub of Hilarity: Where Cute and Pure Collide in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adorable as your wife Holo? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute and pure fun! Join us for a chance to build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil zombies with fluffy bunnies as your sidekicks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock a magical portal to a land where unicorns roam free and cake grows on trees. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4262
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty McCraftface’s Realm of LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you mine and build all day with no excitement? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride!

Legend has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to add some spice to your gameplay.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Just be careful of the lava pit trap that guards it – it’s been known to turn players into roasted marshmallows.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the zombie pigmen who have some killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Neet Haven: Where No Healthcare, Just Blocks and Creepers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.

Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.

Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	200	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty McVidyaBoys: Where Pixels and Pranks Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn and do it all over again!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Chicken Jousting” where you can ride on top of chickens and duel your friends to see who is the ultimate chicken champion. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Disco Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to the latest Minecraft hits!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at vidya boys for the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (and neither will the zombies, but that’s a story for another day)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixelated Paradise: Where You Can Stare at Beautiful Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like staring into the eyes of a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a slice of pizza made of pure gold.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is so awesome that even the creepers throw parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild ocelots on a sugar high. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2162
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3