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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 450 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
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