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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3219 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
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