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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 559 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a special grief counseling section for those who need to mourn the loss of virtual pets from 12 years ago. Our therapists are trained in dealing with imaginary animal-related trauma and will ensure that your pixelated cat gets the respect it deserves.
Join now and leave the real world drama behind! But be warned, if you start crying over a Minecraft chicken, we may have to ban you for excessive emotional outbursts. So come on in and let’s have a good time, unless you’re planning on bringing up any deceased animals from the past century.