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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6672 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!