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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4593 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 108 | Magic Items Found: | 6141 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!