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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1198 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3827 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1116 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!